I’m looking for a new place to live. Yes, I just moved into my apartment a year ago, but I’m ready to move on- and live with other people! Shocking, I know. I’ve joined up with R☆, Jer, and Zed, and we’re looking for a four-bedroom house in Mountain View and its surrounding areas.

We (and by “we,” I mean, “not me”) decided against a beautiful townhouse in Sunnyvale because it wasn’t within walking distance to things. Well, that wasn’t the only reason. Two of us would have lived in palatial suites, and the other two would have lived in tinytiny rooms. So we’re looking for a 4/3 that’s within walking distance to things and doesn’t have an unreasonable size difference between rooms. I sort of wonder if we’ll find anything that’ll fit those requirements.

I’m killing a jade plant at work. Also, I have discovered that if I wait until the second ring to pick the phone up, I miss a lot of calls from auto-dialers. Which means I don’t have to explain to them that no, I am not transferring your call to our director. He’s busy. You are unimportant. Shut up.