Mushroom Thing
Vaguely adapted from Alton Brown

1 Tbsp butter or oil
1/2 lb. mushrooms, sliced (crimini or button)
2 Tbsp minced green onion or shallot
Shot of sherry
Salt and pepper
1/2 tsp thyme
1/4 cup half and half
2 Tbsp bread crumbs
2 Tbsp parmesan cheese

Melt the butter in a large heavy-bottomed pan over medium heat. Add the mushrooms and some salt and cook until browned and bereft of most moisture. Add the minced green onion or shallot and cook, stirring constantly, for 1 to 2 minutes. Deglaze the pan with the sherry. Turn the heat off and add the thyme and freshly ground black pepper. Stir in the half and half, bread crumbs, and parmesan cheese. Once the cheese melts and some of the half and half has evaporated, place in a bowl and eat. Or toss it with some sort of pasta. Or use it in stuffed mushrooms.

So long since the last post! Sorry, all. Recipes for stuff will go up later. I need access to my The Art of French Cooking.

Saturday was Parents’ Day. Jon and I made eggs benedict. I poached eggs! Poorly! And made hollandaise! Well! Jon made some really excellent home fries and actually bought truffles for the garnish. Swanky. We also made what we termed “eggs silverman,” with smoked salmon instead of the ham. I had mentioned to Rob on Friday that we were making eggs benedict, and he said, “Try it with smoked salmon.” And you know what? It was better than the ham, in my opinion.

I made hollandaise, and it didn’t break. I was so happy. God, was my arm tired at the end. So much whisking. Julia, you said it would take five minutes. I think I was whisking for ten to fifteen. I will try the blender version next time- it works perfectly well for mayonnaise. And the hollandaise was very good for what it was. Which is to say, I don’t think it’s really my thing. I’ve never been big on sauces or gravies, really, although I do love a good jus. I think thick sauces are just too heavy for me. And the hollandaise mixed with the yolk from the poached egg? Oh, TOO MUCH. We were all feeling a little poorly after eating… oh, so much fat.

And mimosas. Can’t be a proper brunch without mimosas (or bloody marys, I guess, but ew on the tomato juice). We got cheap champagne and good orange juice from Trader Joe’s.

On Sunday, Lydia and I went out shopping and fooding in Rockridge. We ate at a place called the Crepevine. It was not good. The food was pretty meh. Lydia ordered eggs benedict and the eggs were severly overcooked and the hollandaise was grainy and didn’t taste like anything. I had an omelet, it was mediocre. The home fries were a bit undercooked. But what pushed this into a bad dining experience was the fact that halfway through our meal, we found three ants scurrying around on the jam containers. So we got grossed out, and Lydia took the initiative to get our money back. I’m too much of a wimp to do that. I think I’d start crying. She was very cool about it. I wouldn’t eat here again.

Later, we went to Zachary’s, home of really good Chicago-style pizza. This was a much better dining experience. I generally like thin Italian/New York/New Jersey style pizzas, but this was pretty decent. The tomatoes in the sauce tasted fresh, the basil was freshly chiffonaded. The crust was kind of forgettable (I’m just not a deep dish kind of gal) and I felt that the chicken really didn’t lend much to the pizza, although Lydia liked it. Personally, I would go for a simpler pizza. Margherita or something. I would eat here again.

Cheddar Munchies
are the work of the devil. They are my new Jalapeno Cheddar Cheese Nips… oh god, they would taste so good mixed together! Oh, brain, why did you have to think of that?

Ugh, bad week. No cooking apart from my fava failure. Drove to work all five days (the train, trying to make up for last week, was two minutes early on Wednesday morning, so I missed it). Ate lunch out all five days (Good Earth Cafe, Baja Fresh, Simply Sandwiches, Izzy’s Bagels, McDonald’s). Sometimes in the middle of the night on Wednesday, I woke up with a giant cramp in my right calf. That sucked. On the plus side, I finally put together my DDR pad on Tuesday. Played on Thursday and Friday. Looked like a huge dork. Passed the light difficult easily, failed the standard difficulty easily. Sweat a lot.

Wednesday was D&D, and my character Jessa was not at all useless. She did get herself bitten by a lot of dire rats, but thankfully made all the saves, so no more filfth fever, yay! And then later Jessa got herself stuck with a whole lot of arrows after she was all, “Oh, look at the pack of bandits carrying a torch. Let me ignite it and BLOW YOU ALL UP.” Except they were only wounded, and wounded bandits carrying bows can get revenge quickly. Billi (Rob’s loresong quickling unfettered) shot two of them dead, and the others ran away. So, with two hit points left, Jessa was able to sing herself back to health. Wooooooo.

Tomorrow is Parents’ Day for Sarah and Jon. We’re having brunch. Jon and I are planning on making some lovely food for them. I’m not letting on anything more, since they read my blog, and I want it to be a surprise.

And with this post, the only decent recipe I’ve made recently is dropping off the front page. Ugh.

Argh! Stupid blindness! I paid $300 for new glasses today. Yes, that’s with insurance. They better look as cute to everyone else as they do to me! The frames were not the expensive part. The expensive part was the thinner lens that is not covered at all by insurance but which I need to buy or else my glasses would be too heavy and look weird. People with prescriptions less than -7.00, I envy you.

And I still need to buy contacts. It looks like I can get them pretty cheap online. Pretty cheap is still $150, though. Damn, damn, damn.

Egads. This column by Mark Morford frightens me. Usually I find his work amusing, over-the-top, and rather polemical, but this is just scary.

(And yes, I had to look up “polemical” to see if that was the proper adjectival form.)

Okay, I’m making something involving fava beans, bacon, garlic, onion, olive oil, and salt and pepper. I hope it turns out well. I want to post something that’s not just me blathering on about nothing of consequence. (And there’s nothing terribly interesting on eGullet at the moment.)

(Eh… it was okay. Not as good as I was hoping. I mean, fava beans! From someone’s garden! But they just weren’t great. No recipe to post. Sad.)

I haven’t made anything since the bread before Fanime… last month. Oh, that’s pathetic. I need to get back in the game! I’m just… tired. The only thing I’ve thought about making recently has been chocolate chip cookies, but that’s not anything new. Crap. I impressed someone yesterday with my ability to work with avocados. Again, not interesting. I just need to throw a dart at a cookbook or something. I’m going over to Jon and Ryan’s after work to do laundry and iron, woo. Wonder if I’ll get struck by inspiration or something. I need to cook. It’s been too long.

Katamari Damacy Pictures from Fanime 2005!

Well, here’s what you’ve all been waiting for.

In case you missed it the first time, you must look at Lionel’s photoshoot of the Katamari Fantasy Night! And even if you did look at them before, you really should look again. They’re fantastic.

Lydia and I put up some of Branden’s photos in our galleries. Here are a few more of his pictures. One. Two. Three. Four. And he took a picture of my pesto bread, hee!

This post will be updated with more picture links. I have a lot of them. But right now, I’m going shopping with my mommy.

Okay, updating this post on the 14th. Less description. More links.

First, there are people who took one picture of us and moved on.
Felicity869
Kokuu
indie_chixor
latrodectra
5p1ic3
Dr.Noe
jenjenkc
Glitchwire
PanDo (who was a really nice guy, Lydia styled his wig- and no, that’s not a euphemism)

Then, there are people who were not satisfied with only one picture!

DeepSetThinker.
Katamari in the background as the Prince… punches Kuro?
The Prince hits Kuro with the katamari!

J_Krolak.
Together (one)
Together (two)
Kuro (one)
Kuro (two)

Eurobeat King’s pictures from Friday.
Without heads
Prince (one)
Prince (two)
Kuro (one)
Kuro (two)
Together (one)
Together (two)
Together (three)

Eurobeat King’s pictures from Saturday.
Together (one)
The visor in action
Together (two)
The Prince hits Kuro with the katamari. Kuro says, “Oh dear me.”
Together (three)

Brocas’s pictures (click on the pictures for a bigger version). In these pictures, we learn that Lydia is much better at looking like she’s pushing a ball. I need to learn how to bend.
Headless
Removing heads
Together (one)
Together (two)
Together (three)
Quite unflattering
Kuro (one)
Kuro (two)
Kuro (three)
Kuro (four)
Kuro (five)
Kuro (six)
Kuro (seven)
Lydia removing her head
Prince (one)
Prince (two)
Prince (three)
Prince (four)
Prince (five)
Prince (six)
Prince (seven)